Someone tell me this is a lie

Please, someone, anyone, tell me this is a lie…

Bigger breasts offered as perk to U.S. soldiers (Story put out by Reuter’s News Agency on MSNBC.com)

In the article, Reuter’s quotes: “(The New Yorker Magazine)…quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, ‘the surgeons have to have someone to practice on.’ ”

I just can’t believe this is true. It’s seems like a farse. It seems too weird and suspicious. Who would EVER say that??? I can’t believe Reuter’s would publish an article like this. I am baffled.

I wish I could watch people tell me this story to my face, I’d see the truth for what it is. In this situation, on paper, I am having to logically guess what is going on.

In digging for more facts, I found this article by the Army. They state they only have 12 plastic surgeons on staff in the entire country…

Then I found this European-based U.S. Army hospital’s criteria here. It says that they will perform a reduction if there is significant pain or interference with everyday life — but it doesn’t offer anyone an augmentation — nor for FREE.

So, what’s the truth??? Did Reuter’s do their homework or mess up royally??

I suspect their is probably some loop-hole that allows top Army level employees to benefit from free cosmetic surgery, but I don’t think the average Army employee can tap into this. I just don’t believe it for one second.

Something is amiss… Reuters??